Diet's going well

As you can see it's going a treat. Gosh, it was/is good.

Camembert - ooh la la

My headache has gone. I found the perfect cure - delicious gooey yummy baked camembert in our new camembert baking dish. Camembert - that's french; this diet's french so I have just tweeked it a bit. And how much better I feel I cannot tell you! Fuck off fromage frais. Yeah!

I need to take some exercise. Swimming demain. Oui.

Boosting my diet

Weight: 12.4

I had to succumb to a Cadbury's Boost because:
1. I really wanted chocolate.
2. Nothing was satisfying my craving for something delicious.
3. Frog diet was beginning to piss me off big time.

I was actually allowed a glass of wine with dinner but I didn't have one. Vegetables were very welcome and I had asparagus with my salad at lunch and felt the diuretic benefits all afternoon and evening. However, it must be good for me to eliminate all that water.

I have a ghastly headache

Frog food

Weight: 12.5

I was finding the whole thing pretty unbearable but I have lost 3 pounds in 2 days so it's going Ok and today I am allowed WINE - yippee, and VEGETABLES - more super yippee.

I am now going to ditch the hideous endless yoghurts and eat some normal food. Breakfast still looks mighty tricky but I'll find something that isn't yoghurt. Health food requirements: wheat bran and something else - forgotten what but it'll come to me.

I am surprised to have lost 3lbs as I feel quite bloated (water consumption) and I have eaten a heck of a lot of food - horrible food but food nonetheless.

Dukan do it

Weight: 12.8

Took my eye off the ball for a bit and sat around a bit too much and ate many a biscuit.
Yesterday started the French Dukan diet which is horribly restrictive and really just horribly horrible. After eating the whole of Normandy in fromage frais, helped down with cottage cheese and yoghurt I thought I might puke. I did have chicken for lunch and fish for dinner but it was all tres bland and not nearly as nice as a Cadbury's cream egg which is what I really wanted. Breakfast this morning was diabolically vile; lunch was worse.

I will persevere as I spent money on this thing, in fact beaucoup d'argent so I had better give it my best shot. However, there will be modifications unless I want to go stark raving bonkers. Perhaps two days isn't really enough to judge it and it does change every day and I could easily ditch all this hideous dairy muck and have a bit more steak. Spicy chicken tonight.