Saturday 16 November 2013

12.11

Despite all this careful eating and massive walking I have lost zilch so far.  My scales are fluctuating madly but I still haven't lost any weight.  I know it's the booze. Right, I will give up this stupid high protein diet because it is going all wrong. I will return to PlanBot and sip not gulp.  

I have a hangover.  Dancing last night.  I wonder how many steps I did.  Dancing Queen. 

Wednesday 13 November 2013

12.9

This is dreadfully difficult.
I keep drinking lime and soda which is sugary or diet coke which is full of aspartame or wine which is full of alcohol.  Hopeless.  Diet: brilliant.
Today is swimming, tonight is sewing.  Go go me.

Tuesday 12 November 2013

12.10

Getting there.  Well two pounds is a bit slow but then I have only done three days.  I so hope I manage 5 by Friday.  It may be held back by the drinks I have been glugging.  J2O, lime and wine.  I will try and have a pub free day today.
I have walked 500 miles - my Fitbit wrote to tell me.  Wheehee.  I will walk 500 more in a Scottish accent.

Monday 11 November 2013

12.11

Day Three of sausage and egg diet.

Where it is going wrong .... Booze and softies.  Water is the tipple of the day.  And tea.
I am having milk in my tea so I am having a little bit of dairy.  Today I have to lose weight as only one pound despite a refusal of treacle sponge is pretty disappointing.

I feel much thinner.  Also that dreadful haze is lifting.


Sunday 10 November 2013

12.11

Not sure if it is day two or three of this diet. I think it is day two because I boobed my first attempt at day 1.  So what am I doing right?  Drinking lots of water, tick.  Not eating any yummy things, tick.  Walking lots, tick.  Eating a lot of sausages and chicken bits.

I am desperate for cake or biscuits but, funnily enough not bread.  I am suffering from sugar withdrawal although I have been drinking diet coke but that is just to keep the old liquids up.

Must swim this week.

Saturday 9 November 2013

12.12

Have been hit by several awful hangovers since my last; so, so much for that.  I also have sleep apnea which explains why I am constantly knackered.

I am not eating bread.
I am not eating chocolate.
I am not eating sugar.
I am not eating anything other than meat, fish, eggs and veg.
(Apart from the accidental yoghurt I slipped in at breakfast).

I HAVE to lose weight.

Target 1.  7 pounds in 5 days.