The solution: Fall in love and lose loads of weight. It's easy. Admittedly you will feel absolutely revolting and want to vomit all the time. You are fit for nothing more than staring vacantly into space for hours on end and even the tiniest of tasks, such as ironing, become Herculean. However, the weight loss is drastic.
Weight today: 12stone 7lbs
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