Monday, 21 February 2011

Poor Fat Me

Weight: 11.12

Although I am still gloriously brown I am also gloriously heavy. Mr Smith was right when he said I would put on weight the moment I recovered from my hangover and ate things. I was so sick yesterday there was bound to be a drop. However, I spent the whole day in bed and ate an enormous roast dinner at the end of it to put things back to normal. I see not much different happening today. I am suffering from depression and a broken heart and a hangover all of which need very gentle nursing. Poor fat Me.

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