Well, hate it though I do, I have to admit that stinky old Lighter Life works a treat. So that's an um er a 7 pound weight loss in two days. Holy cupcakes Batman, that's pretty amazing even if I have a headache that renders me incapable of getting my head off the pillow. This is because I am probably more dehydrated than my plants after I've been away and asked my kids to water them in my absence. My body thinks it been on the piss. Just add water - lots of it. In reality that's all I've lost is water but I still feel lighter and my trousers are looser, I think.
What's my BMI? It was 33. Now it's 31 and the snotty calculator says this puts me in the very overweight or obese category and I will die tomorrow if I don't lose weight. Thanks! I am actually working on it and anyway what about those people who are like 15 stone? I am now in a bad mood - with a headache.
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