Terrible cake problem. Rainbow cake. Can't stop eating it.
I am going to try and eat nothing today. I will be hungry but I am so out of control I have to do this.
I have an online friend, Boring, who isn't at all boring. He has a time machine which is fuelled by his weight loss. He has taught me the formula to fuel one of my own but mine has gone wrong and has hurled me into the future. I now have to get back somehow .... by losing weight.
I am much too fat. I am also very very lazy. I loll about all day. I will be disciplined today.
My year: 1277, a new pope and Edward I has got to Worcester. Trouble in Wales.
I am going to try and eat nothing today. I will be hungry but I am so out of control I have to do this.
I have an online friend, Boring, who isn't at all boring. He has a time machine which is fuelled by his weight loss. He has taught me the formula to fuel one of my own but mine has gone wrong and has hurled me into the future. I now have to get back somehow .... by losing weight.
I am much too fat. I am also very very lazy. I loll about all day. I will be disciplined today.
My year: 1277, a new pope and Edward I has got to Worcester. Trouble in Wales.
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