How come I am SO desperado to do a poo but when it comes, feeling like a giant sack of potatoes, it is harder to push out than a baby? Answer: Dulcoease. Forget leafy veg and oats and all that crap, it doesn’t work. Nor does lots of water. But one sure thing that does get a stubborn Poo out is starvation. You can honestly starve out a poo. Of course you need to be a young person not an oldie who poos a teensy bit once a fortnight. So here goes folks. Nil by mouth for 24 hours and my Bowen will empty, Mark my words. I might actually take the ease stuff so when the mountain boulder decides to roll out it can do so without splitting me in two.
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