Saturday, 14 August 2010

How to feel really fat

My thinnest friend, Marietta, turned up to aerobics this morning. To say she is a bit thin is like saying Dawn French is a bit fat. In fact she looks very anorexic and her skinniness frightens people. So there we were in the class of fit people looking like Little and Large. I have never felt so fat.

Weight: Don't ask
Goal: Might have to be reset
Feeling: Bloody enormous.

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