Chocolate buttons do not make you thin. I really should not have a huge jar of Montezuma's giant chocolate buttons in the kitchen. All I do is eat them.

I have just reread the client's charter on Lighter Life and there are certain things that need to be taken to task. Firstly, talking about certain foods. Secondly, talking about me. I am tempted to raise these issues in the next meeting. There's nothing more boring or unhelpful than some sod going on and on about their yummy macademia nuts or maltesers. After all I don't decide to rave about montezuma's giant buttons. If anyone ever says they've seen me at a Lighterlife meeting they will be dead. Teacher, please note.