Saturday, 20 November 2010

Mrs Botox head

Weight: 12 stone
My weight just isn't moving. Well, it is but paraplegically slowly. I wanna be thin and wanna be thin now.

In a lunatically vain moment yesterday I had botox. This was a bit like several angry bees visiting my head for a stinging contest. I can notice absolutely no difference whatsoever except some tiny bruises on my forehead and some little red spots around my eyes. Apparently, it takes a few days to really work. Oh the price of vanity ... £350 to be precise.

I have my period ... groan.

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