Lighter life was a bit of a disappointment. It's posh Weightwatchers with potions. The packet foods are simply Slimfast type things, too sweet and too tiny. It was also all a bit disorganised. It took forever to be weighed and measured. I wanted to eat cream buns and yell "I like food and being fat isn't that bad". Then I thought "Actually, being this fat is very bad." So I paid my money for my bits of blotting paper, or whatever the porridge is made from, and I am now a subscriber to the multi million pound diet industry of Britain. The whole thing seemed to take about two hours - most of which was spent sitting around doing nothing. I was so hungry I thought I would eat my guide to lighterlife lite booklet. When I got home I ate everything I could find i.e a bit of hard cheese, some mouldy grapes and the remains of a packet of chocolate buttons.