Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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I ate raw cabbage.  It was rather nice actually.  It's that thing of crunchiness and greenness.  Anyway, I did manage a poo, albeit rather a small one.  Better than nowt.  I am trying to do a colon cleanse but then eat things like a Crunchie washed down with a diet coke.  I am supposed to be having fruit and raw vegetables.  Now I have a tummy ache.

I might try starvation today because my friend T says that it is the best way to cure constipation.  You just drinks lots of water and eat nothing til you get the shit out of you.


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