Oh dear. We went out for Sunday lunch and I had the bonkers idea that as it was Sunday I could drink so I did. I was blotto. I felt very ill as a result.
I also decided that my innards need a decent workout as things have been so sluggish of late so I ate and ate and ate. There, that should show them who's boss. But what happens now? It could either be a massive poo that hurts or no poo that hurts higher up or just a tiny poo and a pain or the runs. I have managed a big fat 3lb weight gain.
I think I need to do three things today
1. Eat almost nothing.
2. Jump up and down a lot.
3. Find a colon cleanse.
Right, time for an early morning walk to the sea to collect my car.
I also decided that my innards need a decent workout as things have been so sluggish of late so I ate and ate and ate. There, that should show them who's boss. But what happens now? It could either be a massive poo that hurts or no poo that hurts higher up or just a tiny poo and a pain or the runs. I have managed a big fat 3lb weight gain.
I think I need to do three things today
1. Eat almost nothing.
2. Jump up and down a lot.
3. Find a colon cleanse.
Right, time for an early morning walk to the sea to collect my car.
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